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伟大的拉普之神啊 Oh great, mighty Rapu.
我们向你祈祷 We pray to you.
为了水和食物 For water and sustenance.
我向你祈祷 不是为了我自己 I pray to you, not for me...
而是为了我的女儿 But for my daughter.
我太累了 I'm tired.
你遭受了…… You have suffered...
来找我…… Come to me...
你遭受了…… You have suffered...
啊哈 这是谁? Ah, what do we have here?
看看他…… Look at it...
还在狼吞虎咽地吃我所有的水果 Gobbling up all my fruit.
拉普之神啊！ Rapu.
光之神 Bringer of light.
哦 那是我的 Oh, it's one of mine.
我是高尔 I am Gorr.
你最后的追随者 The last of your disciples.
我们失去了一切 我的神主 We have lost everything, my lord.
土地干涸 The land is dry.
一切生命都逝去了 All life is lost.
我们始终追随着您 从未动摇过 But our faith in you, never wavered.
而现在我们终于盼来了您承诺的... And now we await the promise...
永恒的奖赏 of the eternal reward.
这就是你庆祝的原因吗? Is this why you celebrate?
他认为有永恒的奖赏 He thinks there's an eternal reward.
不…不,对不起 No... No, sorry.
你没有永恒的奖赏 土狗! There's no eternal reward for you, dog!
我们是在庆祝一次胜利击杀 What we're celebrating is a fresh kill.
我们刚刚打败了亡灵之剑的持有者 We just vanquished the holder of the Necrosword.
在他用那把被诅咒的剑伤害其他神之前 Before he could harm any other gods with that cursed blade.
-你看…-威胁要终结我的整个帝国 - You see... - Threaten to end my entire empire.
但我主… But my lord...
你的帝国已经结束了 Your empire has already ended.
没人再崇拜你了 There's no one left to worship you.
会有更多的追随者来取代你 There'll be more followers to replace you.
一直是如此 There always are.
我们遭受了… We have suffered...
我们一直在挨饿 And we have starved.
我女儿死了…… My daughter died...
在你的庇护下 in your name.
嗯 你应该这样做 And well, you should.
受苦就是你们活着的唯一目的 Suffering for your gods is your only purpose.
你死后一无所有… There's nothing for you after death...
除了死亡! except death!
你不是神 You are no god.
我放弃信奉你 I renounce you.
现在 你无意义的生命 Now, your meaningless life...
终于有了作用 finally does have a purpose.
为了我牺牲你自己 To sacrifice yourself to me.
所以你在寻求复仇… So it's revenge you seek...
杀死所有的神明 Kill all the gods.
得到永恒 Go to Eternity.
你在寻求复仇 It's revenge you seek.
召唤……彩虹桥…… Summon... The Bifrost...
去永恒…… Go to Eternity...
召唤……彩虹桥…… Summon... The Bifrost...
得到永恒 Go to Eternity.
杀死所有的神 Kill all the gods.
亡灵之剑选择了你…… The sword chose you...
但你现在被诅咒了 But you are now cursed.
真有趣 Funny...
这感觉不像是诅咒 It doesn't feel like a curse.
感觉像是一个承诺 Feels like a promise.
这就是我的誓言…… So this is my vow...
所有的神都会死 All gods will die.
来…… Come...
来 聚一聚 Come, gather round...
来听听太空维京人的传说 And listen to the legend of the Space Viking.
又名 “雷神” a.k.a. "The God of Thunder".
又名 “索尔 奥丁之子” a.k.a. "Thor Odinson".
在勇士的道路上长大…… Raised in the way of the Warrior...
雷神被教导帮助保持平衡 Thor was taught to help bring balance.
为那些不能战斗的人而战斗 Fighting the good fight, for those who can't fight neither.
他成长了 He grew.
他成长了 And he grew.
他好似一抹微笑般感性 He was sensitive, like a smile.
他的天性是慈爱的 And his loving nature did not discriminate.
他曾经喜欢过一个虚张声势的时尚达人 He once loved a swash-buckling fashionista.
还有一次 他爱上了一个狼女…… Another time, he loved a wolf woman...
骑在一只女狼身上 on a woman wolf.
但托尔唯一的真爱是一个叫简·方达的地球女人 But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda.
哦,等等不… Oh, wait no...
简 福斯特 Jane Foster.
但遗憾的是… But sadly...
在这场爱情之战中 雷神失败了 In the battle for love, Thor lost.
事实上 他在那些日子里失去了很多人 In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days.
他的妈妈 His mum.
他的父亲 His dad.
和那个家伙 And that guy.
和那家伙…… And that guy...
不管是谁 And whoever that is.
海姆达尔 And Heimdall.
和他的兄弟 And his brother.
还有他的兄弟 And his brother again.
一次又一次 And again.
可怜的托尔只能眼睁睁地看着他的星球爆炸 Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode.
然后他说 “我做了什么?” And then he said, "What have I done?"
似乎他所爱的一切 他都失去了 it seemed that everything and everyone he loved, he lost.
于是他把内心藏在了一个肥躯后面…… And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod...
这样它就不会再坏了 So it could never be broken again.
但他不再爱了 并不意味着他不再战斗了 But just because he was done loving, didn't mean he was done fighting.
他和银河护卫队合作了…… He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy...
开始了经典的雷神冒险 and set off on some classic Thor adventures.
他恢复了身材…… He got in shape...
刻苦训练 Putting in the hard yards...
化痛苦为收获…… Turning pains into gains...
而且从不略过练腿日 And never skipping leg day.
他从父亲身材变成了上帝身材 He went from dad bod to god bod
但在这神一般的身材之下… But beneath this god bod...
仍然是那个悲伤的灵魂 想要冲破阴霾 There was still still a sad bod, just trying to get out.
因为多年来 不管索尔体型怎么变 Because all of the bods that Thor had worn over the years...
他无法掩饰内心的痛苦 Couldn't hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside.
所以 他放弃了一无所获的寻找 So, he gave up his search for nothing.
接受了他一直以来的使命 Accepting that he was only good for one thing.
静静地沉思 等待有人说…… Waiting in quiet contemplation for someone to say...
托尔…… Thor...
我们需要你的帮助来赢得这场战斗 We need your help to win this battle.
托尔…… Thor...
我们需要你的帮助来赢得这场战斗 We need your help to win this battle.
我们走吧 Let's go.
好了,我的游戏 Alright, I'm game.
来吧,风暴克星 Come on, Stormbreaker.
让我们快点,好吗? Let's hurry, okay?
人们正战死杀场呢 People are dying.
下面见 See you down there.
快点! Hurry up!
松嘴！ Gimme those!
你会把它弄坏的 You're gonna break it.
-我是格鲁特! -全是你的汁液 - I am Groot! - Oh, you got sap all over it.
大家好啊！ Hello, everybody!
嗯,嗯…看谁来了! Well, well... Look who it is!
-你们好吗 伙计们? - 可怕的! - How are we doing, guys? - Horrible!
我们都要死了! We're all about to die!
你说过 这个星球会是个轻松的假期 You said, this planet would be a relaxing holiday.
我说 这就像一个放松的假期 I said, it was going to be like a relaxing holiday.
嗯 看那辉煌的天空 土星的三个太阳 Well, look at that resplendent skyscape. Three suns of Saturn.
还有什么比这更让人放松的呢? What can be more relaxing than that?
一个真正的假期! An actual holiday!
去死 变异的人渣! Die, Booskan scum!
-雷霆之神! - 亚坎之王 - God of Thunder! - King Yakan.
你终于来加入了我们的战斗 You have finally joined our fight.
就像他们说的 迟到总比没有好 Well, as they say, better late than not at all.
这是很好 It's very nice.
如你所知 我们曾经生活在和平的绿洲 As you know, we used to live in peaceful oasis.
-但后来 我们的神被谋杀了 - 被谋杀? - But then, our gods were murdered. - Murdered?
而现在 我们神圣的庙宇却无人看守…… And now, our sacred temple has been left unguarded...
哈博斯卡的部落控制了它的路线 And Habooska's horde took control of it's path.
这是我们最神圣的圣地……被占领了 It is our most sacred shrine and... He desecrates.
不会持续太久 Not for long.
亚坎国王…… King Yakan...
告诉他们今天发生了什么 Tell them what happened here today.
告诉托尔… Tell the time that Thor...
乌合之众 形形色色的人 格格不入的亡命之徒…… Ragtag, motley crew, misfit desperados...
扭转战局 把他们的名字刻在历史上 Turn the tide in the battle and etch their names in history.
也许暂时我们处于下风 The odds may be against us...
- 但我得告诉你 -开始了 - But I'll tell you this for free. - Here we go.
到此为止 现在就结束! This ends here, and now!
请别让他进圣殿 Please don't let him go into the temple.
干得好,每个人 Well done, everybody.
我们可以一起邀功 因为我们是一个团队 We can collectively take credit for that, because we worked as a team.
我们用毅力和智慧战胜了敌人 We used our hearts and our minds to defeat the enemy...
将损失降至了最低 With minimal loss or damages.
多么经典的雷神冒险啊 What a classic Thor adventure.
好哇! Hurrah!
很好看吗? Good book?
是啊 Yeah.
我编写的它 I wrote it.
你……你是简·福斯特医生? You're... You're Dr. Jane Foster?
是我 I am.
- 你好! - 你好! - Hi! - Hi!
爱因斯坦-罗森桥怎么样了? How's the Einstein-Rosen bridge?
挺难的 Tough.
-是的 - 真的很艰难 - Yeah. - Really tough.
你需要一个3D模型 You need a 3D model.
你看过“事件视界”吗? You ever seen Event Horizon?
没有 No.
- 星际? - 没有 - Interstellar? - No.
那部电影把一切都解释得很清楚 That movie explains everything really clearly.
嗯,好吧 Um, alright.
爱因斯坦-罗森桥可以折叠空间…… The Einstein-Rosen bridge folds space...
所以点A和点B会在空间中共存 就像这样 So that point A and point B will coexist in space, like that.
你刚刚毁了你自己的书 You just ruined your own book.
是的 但现在你了解虫洞了 Yeah, but now you understand wormholes.
-你看过那些电影 - 好的 - You watch those movies. - Okay.
啊 辣奇多 我必须得到它 Ah, the hot Cheetos. Had to get it.
那么的……俱乐部怎么样? So how's the... How's the club?
它会令人惊叹 It's going amazing.
有你… Have you...
除了我还有谁知道? Told anyone else besides me?
当人们发现时 他们开始表现得很奇怪 When people find out. they start acting weird.
他们只是… They're just...
不同 different.
我现在不害怕了 And I'm not afraid now.
不管怎样 没那么严重 Anyway, it's not that serious.
简 这是第四阶段 Jane, it's stage four.
有多少个阶段? Out of like, how many stages?
- 四个 -我们知道的 - Four. - That we know about.
哦 你有… Oh, you have uh...
你现在得去别的地方 那比化疗重要多了 Somewhere else you gotta be right now, that's more important than chemo.
不… No...
你想回实验室 是吗? You're trying to get back to the lab, aren't you?
-我有一些想法 - 好吧,没有 超时 - I have a few ideas I'm trying. - Okay, no. Time out.
我知道你认为你的实验室工作是你必须做的 I know you think your lab work is something you have to do.
否则你就辜负了所有的文明 但是… Otherwise, you're letting down all civilization, but...
你得不到宇宙真正想告诉你的东西…… You're not getting what the universe is actually trying to tell you...
我来翻译一下 So let me translate.
慢慢的来吧 Slow. Down.
保留点儿体力对抗这病魔吧 Use your energy to fight this thing.
我会按我的方式来 好吗? I'll fight it my way, okay?
额 顺便说句…… Um, FYI...
“我的方式”不需要非得是孤独呆的在实验室里 "My way" does not have to equal alone in a lab.
也许是时候打太空维京人牌了 Maybe it's time to play the Space Viking card.
-这不是牌 -是的 - It's not a card. - Yes, it is.
-没有牌 - 有一张卡片 - There's no card. - There's a card.
她很高 金发碧眼 非常漂亮 It's tall, and blonde, and it's gorgeous.
这是一张漂亮的卡片 It is a handsome card.
简 你确定吗? Jane, are you sure?
我会想办法的… I will figure this out...
靠我自己 By myself.
结果是一样的 Results are just coming back the same.
恐怕化疗没什么效果 I'm afraid the chemo has very little effect.
我很抱歉 简 I'm so sorry, Jane.
如果有什么我能帮忙的或者你想谈谈 给我打电话 If there's anything I can do or if you just wanna talk, call me.
闻起来像个国王…… Smell like a king...
因为你值得拥有 Because you're worthy.
老料牌 Old Spice.
看看这个地方 很漂亮哦 Look at this place. It's beautiful, oh.
Allfather Allfather.
-我们来带你回家 - 是的 - We're here to take you home. - Yes.
回阿斯加德星球 To Planet Asgard.
阿斯加德不是星球 孩子们 Asgard is not a planet, my sons.
是上面生活着的人民 是你们 It is a people. It is you.
而现在的我该是时候踏上神域了 And now it is time for me to pass on to the spirit realm.
我会在那找到我的位置 I will take my place
在英灵殿的宴会厅 众神安息的地方 in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla, the resting place of the gods.
哦 还有一件事 Oh, one more thing.
你有一个姐姐 You have a sister.
现在 我要化成金色星尘和你们道别了 And so now I turn into godly stardust and say farewell.
噢 看呐 Oh, look.
你看到了什么? Do you see?
爸爸? Dad?
我正在消逝 I'm disappearing.
- 不! - 爸爸! - No! - Father!
但是,等等,兄弟! But wait, brother!
一个不祥的传送门出现在我们身后 An ominous portal has appeared behind us.
变身！ Transform!
我是海拉 死亡女神 I am Hela, Goddess of Death.
现在 我要回到阿斯加德 继承我应有的王位 Now, I return to Asgard, to stake my claim as the rightful heir to the throne.
没人能阻止我! And no one will stop me!
要么俯首称臣 要么去死 Join me or die.
-我们永远不会加入你 女巫 - Mjolnir - We'll never join you, witch. - Mjölnir.
不可能! Impossible!
我捏碎了你的锤子 I broke your hammer!
去死吧 Time to die!
- 彩虹桥! - 彩虹桥! - Bifrost! - Bifrost!
你几乎可以感觉到力量 You can almost feel the power
蕴藏在这些奇幻的无法移动的碎片中的力量 of these magnificent and immovable stones.
好吧 我们回村子里去… Okay, let's head back to the village...
去品尝下纯正的阿斯加德蜂蜜酒 where we can drink some real Asgardian mead.
来吧 Come on.
破坏之神 God of Disaster...
我们感谢你 We thank you.
我们担心没有神的保护 我们会从此陷入无限的争战 We feared we would be at war forever without the protection of our gods.
但现在 和平将统治世界 But now, peace shall reign.
作为对您的报答 请收下这些礼物 In return for your service, please accept these gifts.
这是传统 我们世界的保护者被赋予了伟大的…野兽…… It is tradition, protectors of our world are bestowed with great... beasts...
- 巨大的山羊吗?-哦 看看那些 他们是美妙的 - Giant goats? - Oh, look at those. They are wonderful.
考格 你看 那些孩子真漂亮 Korg, look at that. Those kids are beautiful.
亚肯国王 非常感谢 King Yakan, thank you so much.
听着 至于寺庙嘛 Listen um... about the temple.
-我不想谈寺庙 -我知道 但如果我们要谈谈 - I don't want to talk about the temple. - I know, but if we were to talk about it.
-很重要…好吧 我不说了 -这让我又伤心又生气 - It's important... Okay, I'll stop talking. - It's making me sad and mad.
别忘了山羊 Don't forget the goats.
你接受了 现在必须带走 Which you accepted and now must take with you.
没有打 No whacking.
啊 它们真漂亮 Awh, they are beautiful.
是的 它们很漂亮 Yes, they are beautiful.
-他们也经常尖叫 -他们会没事的 - They also scream quite a lot. - They'll be fine.
我们得找个该死的遥控器才能下载求救信号 We need to find a damn remote so we can download the distress signal.
好吧 重溯你的足迹 你把遥控器放哪儿了? Well, re-retrace your steps. Where did you put the remote?
可能是其中一只山羊吃了 One of these goats probably ate it.
可能被其中的一只山羊吃了也说不定 别开玩笑了 Goats don't eat remote. Don't be ridiculous.
好吧 我想可能真是它们吃的 Alright, he can do that crap.
我爱他们 I love them.
它们将永远与我们同在 These will live with us forever.
发现远程! Found the remote!
我把它们放下来 I'm putting them down.
不要开枪 Don't shoot.
不 它不工作了 似乎没有充电 No, it's not working. It's not charged.
也许 你需要找到充电器 Well maybe, you need to find the charger.
哇 哇 哇 哇 等一等 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.
-寇格 你没事吧? - 是的,兄弟 所有的好 - Korg, you okay? - Yeah, bro. All good.
好吧 每个人,只是放松 Alright. Everybody, just relax.
山羊会没事的 The goats are going to be fine.
如果没有 我们可以把它们变成肉 If not, we can just turn them to meat.
.．.叮人……会议的人 它们是很好的开场白 ...ting people... meeting people. They are great conversation starters.
和…据说你可以用一种特殊的哨子召唤它们 And... been told you can summon them with a special whistle.
大概是这样的… It goes something like this...
不 不是这个 No, that's not it.
不 不是这个 你可以试试 No, that's not it. You have a go.
不 不是这个 No, that's not it.
- 哦!嘿,伙计们! - Kraglin ! - Oh! Hey, guys! - Kraglin!
你一直都在这里? You've been here, this whole time?
是啊 你说要留在船上的 Yeah, you said to stay with the ship.
这是格伦达 我们结婚了 This is Glenda. We're married.
我是Groot I am Groot.
我不是跟你说过不要开始新恋情吗? What did I tell you about jumping into new relationships?
-我不应该那么做 - 是的! - That I shouldn't do that. - Yeah!
你不可能在我们登陆的每一个星球上都结婚 You can't get married on every single planet we land on.
我是Groot I am Groot.
终于好使了 Finally!
好了 开始 “求救” Alright, here we go. "Distress Calls".
请帮助我们!屠夫之神找到我们了! Please help us! The God Butcher has found us!
屠神者？ God Butcher?
-只是一条龙 -这是警告! - It's just a dragon. - It's a warning!
所有这些神都被谋杀了 All of these gods murdered.
我们最大的冠军…… Our greatest champions...
现在已化为乌有 Now laid to waste.
如噩梦般 The horror.
谁会做这种事? Who could have done something like this?
-你在哪里?-等等 等等 - Where are you? - Wait, wait, wait.
那是什么?走 走 回去 What was that? Go, go, go back.
播放这个 Play that one.
托尔 你在哪里? Thor, where are you?
- Sif -我们需要你 - Sif. - We need you here.
我的朋友有危险 我们必须马上走 Well, my friend is in danger. We must go at once.
开船吧 朋友们 Start the ship, my friends.
哦 也许我们应该分头行动 Oh. Maybe, we should split up.
我是说 有那么多人需要拯救 So many people to save, I mean.
看所有这些呼救呀 Look at all these distress... calls.
托尔 你没事吧? Thor, you're gonna be okay?
我欣赏你们对彼此的承诺 这是一件美好的事情 I admire your commitment to each other. It's a beautiful thing.
唉 这是我永远也得不到的东西 Alas, it's something I'll never have.
兄弟 恕我直言 Buddy, if I may
请说 You may.
活了几千年 你似乎都不知道自己到底是谁 After thousands of years of living, you don't seem to know who the hell you are.
我以前也迷茫过 I've been lost before.
然后我我找到了生命的意义 我找到了真爱 Then I found meaning, I found love.
是的 它从我身边被夺走了 天哪 真伤人 And yeah, it got taken from me, and God, that hurts.
但这种糟糕的感觉总比空虚好 But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty.
我希望有朝一日 你也能找到任何 My hope for you is that one day, you will find something...
能让你为之所动的糟糕感觉 To make you feel this shitty.
我曾经爱过 I have loved before.
没能走下去 Didn't work out.
要么他们死的惨烈 要么用封手写信把你给甩了 They either die a brutal death or they dump you with the handwritten letter.
我不知道哪个更糟糕 所以我才和大家保持距离 I don't know which is worse, which is why I keep everyone at arm's length.
该死的 我已经开始越来越依恋你们了 我就知道这会发生 I've grown too attached, damn it! I knew this would happen.
你们必须走! You must go!
我会去找西芙 I'll find, Sif.
你们去回应其他求助 You answer the other calls.
银河系需要它的守护者 The Galaxy needs its guardians.
- 太好了 我们刚刚还想说.. - 听着 我知道这对你们来说很难接受 - Cool, yeah. We were just thinking. - Shhh! I know this hurts.
但这样更好 你要相信我 But it's better this way. You have to trust me.
为了减轻些痛苦 你为什么不… To ease the pain, why don't you uh...
开走这艘飞船 作为我们分别的礼物 Take the ship here, as a parting farewell gift.
你要把我的船给我? Oh, you're giving me my ship?
是的,她是你的 Yes, she's yours.
愿你和她创造和我一样多的回忆 May you make as many memories with her as I have.
她是个脾气暴躁的老太婆 She's a temperamental old lass.
在困境中她会照顾好你们的 Serve you well, in a tight pickle.
- 启动飞船? - 谢谢 - Start the ship? - Thank you.
再见,老朋友 Goodbye, old friend.
人类的握手 Human handshake.
阿斯加德握手 Asgardian shake.
变成你不能信任的毒蛇 Into the snake that you cannot trust.
完成经典的阿斯加德式高潮 - Really dragging this out - Finish the classic Asgardian high one.
- 走吧 -照顾好我的船员 - Let's go. - Take care of my crew.
这对他们来说很难 It's going to be hard for them.
- 快点! - 不是她 - Hurry up! - Not her.
记住我跟你说的话 Remember what I told you.
你曾经感到失落吗? You ever feel loss?
看着你爱的人的眼睛 Just look into the eyes of the people that you love.
他们会告诉你你的确切位置 They'll tell you exactly where you are.
好了,再见 Alright, bye.
再来一次 但我们有美好的回忆 Once more, but we had good memories.
我们阿斯加德人说"愿你以奥丁乌鸦的速度旅行" We Asgardians say, "May you travel with the speed of Odin's ravens".
我们在英灵殿见 一起喝蜂蜜酒 I'll see you in Valhalla where we shall drink mead.
他们走了 They're gone.
又一个人了 只有我和你 Alone again, just me and you.
风暴克星 ! Stormbreaker!
小心你那疯狂的斧头 Careful with your crazy ax.
那我们现在怎么办 兄弟? So what do we do now, bro?
我们去找希芙吧 Let's go get Sif.
那是谁或者什么? Who or what is that?
法利加 法利加人的神 Falligar, God of the Falligarians.
你会遇到的最好的神之一 One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet.
西芙! 是我,托尔 Sif! It's me, Thor.
奥丁之子 Odinson.
你少了一只胳膊 You're missing an arm.
让我送你回家 Let me get you home.
不! No!
离开我这里了 Leave me here.
我想以战士的方式死去 I want to die a warrior's death.
在战场上 在战斗中 On the battlefield, in battle.
然后我就可以在英灵殿占有一席之地了 And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.
我不想告诉你的 Oh, I hate to break it to you.
但一个战士要想进入英灵殿 But for a warrior to get into Valhalla,
你必须在战斗中牺牲 you have to die in the battle.
- 你活下来了 - 啊,该死! - You survived. - Ah, shit!
也许 你的手臂在英灵殿 Maybe, your arm is in Valhalla.
这是怎么回事？ What happened here?
我一直在追捕一个疯子 I've been hunting a mad man.
我跟着他来的! I followed him here!
-那是个陷阱-这个疯子是谁? - It was a trap. - Who is this mad man?
屠夫之神 他来了 The God Butcher, he's coming.
他寻求诸神的灭绝 He seeks the extinction of the gods.
仙宫是下一个 Asgard is next.
-看 是雷神!托尔!-带希芙去医务室 - Look, it's Thor! Thor! - Take Sif to the infirmary.
嘿!你又惹谁了? Hey! Who'd you piss off now?
这不是我的错 It's not my fault.
我从没见过这些东西 不管他们是谁 I've never even seen these things, whoever the hell they are.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
死的! Die!
那个新来的家伙是谁? Whos' the new guy?
那个家伙……你会喜欢他的 That guy... You're gonna love that guy.
Mjolnir Mjölnir.
Mjolnir ! Mjölnir!
是我,托尔 It's me, Thor.
你看到我的锤子了吗? Have you seen my hammer?
Mjolnir,这里的男孩 Mjölnir, here boy.
Mjolnir吗? Mjölnir?
Mjolnir Mjölnir.
你回来 You're back.
Mjolnir ! Mjölnir!
“对不起 你好 'Scuse me. Hello.
你拿的是我的锤子 That's my hammer you got in there.
这就是我的样子 and that's my look.
嘿! Hey!
足够的愚蠢的举动,姑娘 Enough tomfoolery, wench.
摘下面具 露出你自己 Take off that mask and reveal yourself.
授予…… Grant...
嘿 Hey.
简? ! Jane?!
让我告诉你托尔和简的传说 Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane.
他是雷电之神 He was a God of Thunder.
而她 一个从事科学的女人 And she, a woman of science.
虽然他们来自不同的世界… And although they were from different worlds...
不知怎的 这说得通 Somehow, it just made sense.
他们一起踏上了爱的旅程 And together, they embarked on the journey of love.
托尔教简的勇士之道 Thor taught Jane, the way of the warrior.
简教会了托尔人类之道 And Jane taught Thor, the way of the people.
随着时间的流逝 他们的爱越来越深 And as time passed, their love grew deeper and deeper.
她是不可思议的 她不是,Mjolnir ? She's incredible. Isn't she, Mjölnir?
我要你向我保证 你会永远保护她 I need you to promise me, you'll always protect her.
我也爱你 兄弟 I love you too, buddy.
如此深的爱 总会变得不可思议 A love that deep, has a way of becoming magical.
托尔为我们指明了一条通往未来的道路 Thor set a path towards a future and all it might hold.
但他越想和简一起生活 就越害怕失去这条生命 But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life.
虽然简不想承认 And although Jane didn't want to admit it,
她也害怕失去 she was scared of loss as well.
因此 他们在他们之间筑起了墙 And so, they built walls between them.
托尔忙着拯救人类 Thor got busy, saving humanity.
海姆达尔! Heimdall!
简也忙起来 做着同样的事 Jane got busy, doing the same.
真正的忙 Real busy.
最终 他们之间的距离越来越大 And eventually, the space between them grew and grew
直到它变得太宽 无法承受 Until it became too wide to bear.
有些东西不得不放弃 Some things had to give.
我得熬通宵 然后再看一遍这些数据 I have to stay up all night, then go through this data.
而我则通宵吃饭 把这里收拾干净 While I just stay up all night eating and clean all of this up.
有两个盘子! There's two plates!
然后有一天晚上 一切都变了 And then one night, it didn't give.
简写了一张便条 Jane wrote a note.
托尔读了那张纸条 And Thor read that note.
他们的传说突然变成了神话 And their legend suddenly became myth.
至少他们是这么想的 Or so they thought.
你没事吧? You okay?
是的 Yes.
有点热 不是吗? It's a little hot, isn't it?
只是试着去感受… Just trying to feel...
戴着头盔有点幽闭恐惧症 Bit claustrophobic with the helmet.
如何? ! How?!
我们能晚点再谈吗? Can we talk about this later?
是的,当然 Yeah, sure.
伟大的见到你! Great seeing you!
什么? ! What?!
嘿!那是Necrosword吗? Hey! Is that the Necrosword?
那很酷 我只在故事里读到过 That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories.
那你就知道会很疼 Then, you know this is going to hurt.
疼痛 Pain.
什么叫痛苦 不过是弱者发明的一种构想 What is pain, but a construct invented by the weak.
哦,好吧!非常棒! Oh, okay! That's very sharp!
准备好了吗? Ready?
不要碰我的东西 Don't touch my things.
你最好快跑 胆小鬼 You better run, you coward.
孩子们!他们要带走孩子们! The children! They're taking the children!
- 妈妈! - 妈妈! - Mommy! - Mommy!
- 爸爸! - 妈妈! - Dad! - Mom!
妈妈! Mother!
影子怪物,恶心 Shadow monsters, disgusting.
飞了两次世界 一无所获 Flew around the world twice, nothing.
懦夫一定逃跑了 我们会找到他们 Cowards must have run away. We'll find them.
-真是重逢啊?-你说对了 - Quite a reunion, huh? - Ah, you're telling me.
感觉怎么样?三、四年? What's it been like? Three, four years?
八年七个月零六天 Eight years, seven months and six days.
我还没有忘记 I haven't forgotten.
我最后一次见你还是没见你 因为你走了 The last time I saw you or didn't see you, because you left.
说我走了有点过于简单了 Kind of an oversimplification to say that I left.
啊 不 你走了 你所做的 Ah, no, you left. You did.
你给我写了一封漂亮的手写信 You wrote me a beautiful handwritten letter.
我应该知道 我当时在场 I should know, I was there.
-其实你不在场 - 我是 - You weren't there, actually. - I was.
因此,请注意… Hence, the note...
如果你没有看到我离开 那也许是你离开了 And if you weren't there to see me leave, then maybe it was you that left.
公平点 Fair point.
-这并不重要 就像… - 没有 - Not that it matters, like... - No.
-只是在跟踪 对吧?-是的 - Just keeping track, right? - Yeah.
我想我们都离开了 都被抛弃了 I supposed we both left and both got left.
现在 你又要走了 Now, you're leaving again.
迈克 我们需要所有证人的详细陈述 Miek, we need detailed accounts from all the witnesses.
达瑞尔 找出所有失踪孩子的名字 Darryl, get all the names of the children who've been lost.
-陛下 我女儿被抓走了 - 别担心 - Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken. - Don't worry.
她会被找到的 And she'll be found.
伙计们,他们流血!带他们去医务室 马上! Guys, they're bleeding! Get them to the infirmary, now!
- Darryl ! - 威严 - Darryl! - Majesty.
我们该开始表演这场闹剧了吗? Should we start working on a performance of this entire debacle?
人们需要娱乐 People need entertainment.
尤其是现在 在危机时刻 Particularly now, in times of crisis.
尤其是 Particularly.
我没有听到“不”的回答 I did not hear a "no".
我也没有 Nor did I.
仙宫,在晚上 Asgard, at night.
我们向一些睡着的孩子开火 We open on some sleeping children.
那就是你的前女友 是吗? So that's the ex-girlfriend, is it?
-前女友-朱迪·福斯特 - The old ex-girlfriend, - Judie Foster.
- 简·福斯特 -那个跑掉的 - Jane Foster. - The one that got away.
那个跑掉的 The one that got away.
-意思是逃跑了 -是的 - That means escaped. - Yeah.
是的 Yeah.
见到你的前女友一定很难过吧 Must be hard for you to see your ex-girlfriend
你以前的手下也在一起 相处得很好 and your ex-hammer hanging out and getting on so well.
你在忙什么 兄弟? What you up to, bro?
来吧 Come on.
来爸爸 Come to daddy.
来吧,Mjolnir Come on, Mjölnir.
嘿 你在这儿啊! Hey, there you are!
嘿! Hey!
-我正打电话给你呢-…启动一个军队 - I was just calling you. - ...Start an army.
与什么? With what?
-我们一半的士兵都死了-我们一半的士兵都死了 - Half our soldiers are dead. - Half our soldiers are always dead.
- 每个人,请 回家了 -孩子们在哪里? - Everyone, please. Go home. - Where are the children?
我保证你很快就会有消息的 I promise you will have news soon.
-我不知道 -走不远 - I don't know. - Can't go far.
我想最坏的情况已经发生了 I think the worst has happened.
她会找到他们 She'll find them.
你知道吗?这一切都是错误的 You know what? This is all wrong.
仙宫! Asgard!
朋友们 我们不能吵架 My friends, we must not quarrel.
在这样的时刻 我们需要团结起来 Times like this, we need to unite and come together.
看看这里发生了什么 See what's happening here.
我们害怕 We're afraid.
嗯? Hm?
害怕 Scared.
害怕 Afraid.
焦虑 Anxious.
如果我们要找到孩子们 我们必须首先审视自己 If we are to find the children, we must first look within ourselves.
对不起,Miek I'm sorry, Miek.
在这样的噪音下很难发表一个激动人心的演讲 It's very hard to give a rousing speech with the eh-eh-eh noise.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
-她在做会议记录-我们没有宝贵的时间了 - She's taking minutes. - Well, precious minutes we don't have.
想要孩子们回来? Want the kids back?
我马上就回来 I'll be back in a moment.
写下来 迈克 Write that down, Miek.
风暴克星 你在干什么? 风暴克星, what are you doing?
这是关于Mjölnir吗? Is this about Mjölnir?
每个人都出去! Everyone out!
没有找到他们 Didn't find 'em.
你的斗篷着火了 Your cape is on fire.
没事的 会长回来的 It's fine, it'll grow back.
我要给你开发票 I'm invoicing you for this.
好吧 Okay.
我们对这个人了解多少? What do we know about this guy?
他穿越阴影 He travels through shadows.
他用它们创造怪物 And he creates monsters with them.
当然,畸形的怪物 Absolutely, freaky monsters.
也使用Necrosword Also wields the Necrosword.
我怎么知道的? How do I know that?
因为他差点用它刺我的脸 Because he almost speared me in the face with it.
Necrosword是什么? What's a Necrosword?
这是一件古老的武器 从创世之初就一直在传人手中 It's an ancient weapon that's been passed through hands, since the dawn of time.
它有杀死神的能力 It has the ability to slay gods.
它会慢慢腐化并杀死拥有它的人 这意味着…… It slowly corrupts and kills whoever wields it, which means...
-所以它感染了他-它在感染他是的 一定是 - Oh, so it infected him. - It's infecting him. Yes, it must be.
也就是说 我们面对的是一个被诅咒的影子 僵尸绑匪 So basically, we're up against a cursed shadow, zombie kidnapper.
太棒了!我们什么时候出发? Awesome! When do we leave?
托尔? Thor?
你能看见我吗? Can you see me?
浮头警报 Uh, floating head alert.
阿斯特丽德 It's Astrid.
Heimdallson Heimdallson.
阿斯特丽德 你还好吗? Astrid, are you okay?
我不再用阿斯特丽德这个名字了 I no longer go by the name, Astrid.
我现在叫Axl I'm now known as Axl.
他是我在地球上听过的一个流行乐队的歌手 He's a singer from a popular band I heard on Earth.
GNR GNR.
阿斯特丽德…… Astrid...
你父亲给你起了一个强硬的维京名字我打算尊重他的意愿 Your father gave you a very tough Viking name and I intend to honor his wishes.
- 妳 - 阿斯特丽德 - Axl. - Astrid.
-我说 阿克塞尔 - 阿斯特丽德 - I said, Axl. - Astrid.
- 妳! - 他是混蛋!现在 听他说 - Axl! - He's Asshole! Now, listen to him.
好了,好了 “妳”… Alright, fine. "Axl"...
-你在哪里?-我不确定 - Where are you? - I'm not sure.
我还不知道怎么使用我的魔法 I don't know how to use my magic powers yet.
你父亲告诉我的 我来教你 Your father told me and I'm here to teach you.
我需要你集中注意力 伸出手来 I need you to focus and hold out your hand.
好的,很好 Okay, good.
现在,焦点 闭上你的眼睛 Now, focus. Close your eyes.
托尔! Thor!
嘿!最近怎么样 孩子们? Hey! How's it going, kids?
进展得怎样?看看我们现在的处境 How's it going? Look where we are.
我们在一个用尖刺做成的笼子里 We're in a cage made of spikes.
是的,这是正确的 不好的 Yeah, that's right. Not good.
-你要做点什么吗? - 是的 是的,我是 - You gonna do something? - Yes. Yes, I am.
但不是现在 我是幻象鬼魂 看 But just not right now. I'm the vision ghost, look.
- 看到 -我们会怎么样? - See. - What will happen to us?
你可以看出 这是一个非常非常糟糕的情况 You can tell, this is a very, very bad situation.
好消息是 你是阿斯加德人 You know, the good news is, you're Asgardian.
所以如果你死了 你会死在英灵殿 So if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla.
我的天 走开 Oh, my God, go away.
好吧,孩子 Okay, kids.
好吧,孩子 别哭了 你会活下来的,好吗? Alright, kids. Don't cry. You'll survive, okay?
听着 我有个计划? Listen, I got a plan, okay?
我正在组建一个非常非常棒的团队 I'm putting together a really, really good team.
我们有嗯 呃…… We've got um, uh...
叔叔Korg Uncle Korg.
瓦尔基里的王 King Valkyrie.
嗯,是的… Um, yeah...
我的前女友 简 这又是另一个故事了 我就不烦你了 好吗? My ex-girlfriend, Jane, which is a whole 'nother story I won't bore you with, okay?
但这是一个一流的团队 我们会让你很快回家的 But it is a top notch team, and we're gonna have you home before you know it.
是的 Yeah.
我知道你在哪里 I know where you are.
我会把你救出去的 I'm gonna get you out of here.
我很害怕 I'm scared.
我们都很高兴 We all are.
小心他们 当心好的,照顾 Look out for them. Take care. Okay, take care.
再见 好吗?我会把你救出去的 See you soon, alright? I'm gonna get you out of here.
他们在暗影王国 They're in the Shadow Realm.
你怎么知道的? How do you know?
那里的大气有一种不同于其他地方的黑暗 The atmosphere there has a darkness like no other.
就像颜色拒绝践踏 这是毋庸置疑的 As if color refused to tread. It's unmistakable.
好吧 如果这是我们需要的颜色 Well then, if it's color we need.
让我们带上彩虹 Let's bring the rainbow.
带彩虹吗?这是一句口头禅吗? Bring the rainbow? Is that a catchphrase or something?
她当雷神才一分钟 She's only been a Thor for a minute.
我是说 拯救生命 她很擅长 但剩下的 她需要工作 I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at. But the rest, she needs work.
-有多少口头禅? - 很多 - How many catchphrases have there been? - A lot.
是的 操之过急 Yep, jumped the gun.
等等 他穿过阴影去了阴影王国 Hang on, he moves through shadows and he's going to the shadow realm.
他似乎会在那里变得最强大 It seems like that's where he's going to be the most powerful.
你是对的 我们不能在那里发射 You're right. We can't just go launching in there.
可能是个陷阱 可能会危及到孩子们 Could be a trap. Could be endangering the children.
我们需要增援 我们应该组建一支军队 We need reinforcements. We should raise an army.
你和我想的一样吗? Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
-我在想 -我们在想什么? - I'm thinking it. - What are we thinking?
- 思考什么?-带它去… - Thinking what? - Taking it to...
- 全能之城 - 全能之城 - Omnipotent City - Omnipotent City
无所不能的城市是什么? What's Omnipotent City?
那是宇宙中最强大的神的家园 It's the home of the most powerful gods of the universe.
我们可以组建有史以来最伟大的团队 We can put together the greatest team ever.
我们可以招募Ra, Hercules, Tūmatauenga… We can recruit Ra, Hercules, Tūmatauenga...
羽蛇神,也许 Quetzalcóatl, maybe.
还有宙斯 他们中最古老最聪明的 And Zeus, the oldest and wisest of them all.
-你是说 宙斯? - 是的,宙斯 - Did you say, Zeus? - Yes, Zeus.
像宙斯 宙斯宙斯 Like the Zeus. Zeus Zeus.
我不确定他是否有第二个名字 I'm not sure if he has a second name.
你觉得我的上帝会在那里吗?Nonny的傻瓜 You think my god will be there? Ninny of the Nonny.
谁知道呢 Korg… Well, you never know, Korg...
但如果他们是 我们会请他们加入我们的团队 But if they are, we'll ask them to join our team.
是的! Yes!
风暴克星 Stormbreaker.
冷静下来,放松 Calm down, relax.
不 不 不 伙计 No, no, no, mate.
我们不能乘坐风暴克星的彩虹桥 We are not traveling on Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost.
看看刚刚发生了什么 Look what just happened.
我们总不能坐你的传送门小飞马进去吧? We can't exactly go in your tiny little flying portal horse, can we?
-我们都坐不下 -你在说什么? - We won't all fit. - What are you talking about?
战歌的棒 Warsong's awesome.
风暴克星也是很棒的 Stormbreaker's awesome too.
风暴克星只需要一个管道 Stormbreaker just needs a conduit.
任何能应付太空旅行的东西 Anything that can handle space travel.
我喜欢她讲科学 I love when she talks science.
它有力量让我们到达那里 It has the power to get us there.
只是需要一些东西来集中精力 Just need something to focus that energy
所以不是这样的 不可预测的 So it's not so... unpredictable.
你知道,呃 You know, uh.
如果我们有一艘船 我们就能驾驭它用风暴克星作为能量源 If we had a ship, we could harness it and use Stormbreaker as a power source.
哦 像引擎一样 Ooh, like an engine.
-就像引擎一样 -你需要一艘船? - Like an engine. - You need a ship?
我有一艘船 I got a ship.
把那些座位都扔了 Throw all those seats.
那就这样吧 不 把那些山羊绑在前面 There you go. No, tie those goats to the front.
我们15分钟后出发 We leave in 15 minutes.
必需品,每个人 Essentials only, everyone.
这是至关重要的 That's essential.
你肯定很快就放下了 对吧 Bet you moved on quick, didn't you.
你真难搞 You are some piece of work.
- 哦,嘿!-嗨 - Oh, hey! - Hey.
-和老朋友叙旧-是的 - Catching up with an old friend. - Yeah.
我一直想道歉的 I've been meaning to apologize.
之前表现得有点奇怪 Sort of acting a little weird before.
我最近一直不太对劲 你知道 现在… I just haven't really been myself lately. You know, now that...
想弄清楚我是谁 只是觉得有点迷失 Trying to figure out who I am and uh, just felt a little bit lost
然后突然间 我看到你穿成我的样子 And then all of a sudden, I see you dressed as me.
这有点… And it's been kinda...
这对我来说也很重要 It's a lot for me, too.
那么 呃…… So how did uh...
你们在一起吗? you guys get together?
这是怎么发生的? How did this happen?
我发誓 我听到Mjölnir在叫我 I swear, I heard Mjölnir call to me.
啊,是吗? Ah, did it?
所以我来这里调查 And so I came here to investigate and...
-碎片开始发光和旋转…… - 疯了 - Pieces started glowing and swirling... - Crazy.
托尔 Thor.
你知道吗 你穿起来很好看 它的工作原理,所以… Well, you know what. It looks good on you. It works, so...
只是检查 Just checking.
再见 See you later.
什么? What?
我们只是在聊天 We were just talking.
妈妈 不要离开我 Mommy, don't leave me.
不要害怕 Don't be afraid.
即使我不在了 亲爱的 Even when I'm gone, honey.
你不会孤单的 You won't be alone.
无论发生什么…… And whatever happens...
永远都不要停止战斗 Never stop fighting.
-嗨 - 你对吧? - Hey. - You alright?
太棒了! Great!
水槽可不这么说 The sink would say otherwise.
你觉得我真的应该去吗? You think I really should be coming?
我一点都没有好转 I'm not getting any better.
你是托尔 当然 你应该来 You're a Thor. Of course, you should come.
再说了 你还能做什么? Besides, what else are you gonna do?
你现在是维京人了 You're a Viking now.
意味着你得死在战场上 Means you pretty much have to die in battle.
它需要是毁灭性的痛苦 It needs to be devastatingly painful.
否则 你就进不了英灵殿 Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla.
我的计划 My plan.
那你当国王什么的呢? What about you kinging and stuff?
我喜欢当国王 I love being king.
我爱我的人民 I love my people.
但就是开会和收发邮件 But it's all meeting and raven mail.
还有那些可能是信件的会议 And meetings that could have been raven mail.
我想念战斗 I miss fighting.
我想念我的姐妹们 I miss my sisters.
所以你要来 因为我需要一个 Which is why you need to come because I need one.
好了 我们走吧 你打包吗? Okay, we should go. You packed?
你是打包吗? Are you packed?
是的 Yes.
一枚手榴弹? A hand grenade?
不 这是便携式音箱 No, it's a portable speaker.
我们走吧 Let's go.
如果你不介意把水槽的东西藏起来的话 If you don't mind keeping the sink thing under wraps.
我得到了你 I got you.
我的同伴Asgardians… My fellow Asgardians...
希望我们好 Wish us well.
因为我们将以奥丁乌鸦的速度前进 For we shall travel with the speed of Odin's ravens.
我们会带着孩子回来 We will return with children.
许多孩子 Many children.
那我们就和孩子们一起吃大餐吧 Then we should feast, along the children.
我们现在不再这样做了 We do not do that anymore.
那是一个黑暗的时代 It was dark times.
可耻的时间 Shameful time.
好了 我们走吧 Okay, we should go.
所以…还滑旱冰吗? So... Still rollerblading?
不,不 你吗? No, no. You?
哦 是的 每个周末 Oh yeah, every weekend.
一旦你挥剑 你就永不褪色 Once you blade, you never fade.
- 对,Korg ?-终生滑冰双胞胎 - Right, Korg? - Skate twins for life.
我能跟你说件事吗? Hey, can I run something by you?
是的 Yeah.
所以我在想 当我们找到坏人的时候… So I was thinking, when we get to the bad guy...
如果我有一个很酷的口头禅 比如…… What about if I had, like, the cool catchphrase, like...
“吃了这把锤子 砰!” "Eat this hammer, bang!"
还是喜欢? Or like?
“看看我的锤子 砰!” "Check out my hammer, boom!"
喜欢,怎么样? Like, what about?
你知道 我正在研究 You know, I'm workshopping it.
不,他们……它们都很好吃 我嗯… No, they... They're all really good. Mine is uh...
“这一切现在就结束了 ” "This ends here and now."
哦 这是一个很好的例子 Oh, that's such a good one.
我花了很长时间来完善它 Took me a long time to perfect it.
你会到达那里 你只需要练习 You'll get there. You just need to practice.
这是我的第一个坏人 This is my first bad guy.
你永远不会忘记你的第一次 You never forget your first.
是的 Yeah.
你有女朋友了? So you got a girlfriend?
哦,不,不 Oh, no, no.
太忙了 没有时间 你知道,只是…… Too busy. Don't have time. You know, just...
工作和其他事情 With work and everything.
酷 Cool.
让我看看这个地方 Let me check this place out.
太酷了 So cool.
-谁这么酷? - 嗯? - Who's so cool? - Huh?
这些建筑很酷 The buildings are cool.
发生了什么吗? What's happening there?
- 什么?-我是… - What? - Am I, uh...
感觉感情吗? Sensing feelings?
感情,什么?与简? Feelings, what? With Jane?
-是的 -不 别感情用事 - Yeah. - No, don't be ridiculous with feelings.
我们上次有感情是很久以前的事了 很久不见了 The last time we had feelings were long time ago. Long, long gone.
甚至连…她说你有感情 Not even... She said you had feelings.
伴侣,放松 我们是一队的 Mate, relax. We're on the same team.
我知道我们在哪个队 好吗 I know exactly what team we're on, okay.
团队简 Team Jane.
托尔的特点是他总能东山再起 Thing about Thor is that he always bounces back.
就像海拉偷了他的锤子 他去做了一把斧头 Like when Hela stole his hammer, he went and built an ax
它是在一颗垂死恒星的中心锻造而成的 which is forged in the heart of a dying star.
他用同样的斧头砍下了灭霸的头 And with the same ax, he used to cut off Thano's head.
哦 嚯 嚯 嚯 现在,来吧 Oh, ho, ho, ho. Now, come on.
多么巧妙的故事 What a neat story.
说了这么多砍头的事… Oh, with all this talk about chopping off heads...
我想试试 I wanna have a go.
这是什么? What's this?
哦…… Oh...
哦 嗬 嗬 嗬 嗬…… Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho...
哦 Oh.
这是鸟身女妖 This is Harpy.
你好,鸟身女妖 Hello, Harpy.
你好吗? How are you?
你知道哈比喜欢什么吗? Do you know what Harpy loves?
他的头被扯下来了 Having his head ripped off.
什么?你刚才还喜欢呢 What? You liked it a second ago.
好吧 好吧,好吧 Alright. Alright, alright.
鸟身女妖的消失了 Harpy's gone.
来吧 Sh, Sh, Sh, Sh, Sh Come on. Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.
啊,你 Ah, you.
我认识一个小女孩 和你一样 I knew a little girl, just like you.
她很勇敢 她很聪明…… And she was brave. And she was smart...
和有趣的 And funny.
而且 她喜欢画画 And, she liked to draw.
让我问你一个问题…… Let me ask you a question...
关于神 About gods.
它们是用来保护你的 对吧? They're meant to protect you, right?
他们在哪里? Well, where are they?
-托尔在路上了 - 是的! - Thor is on his way. - Yeah!
是的…… Yes...
我就指望这个了 I'm counting on that.
这就是你来这里的原因 That's why you're here.
只有受邀者才能参加 所以我们得保持低调 融入人群 It's invitation only, so we're gonna have to keep a low profile and blend in.
幸运的是 伪装是我的专长 Luckily, disguises are my speciality.
哲学家 Philosopher.
这都是一幅画 It's all a painting.
那些是什么? What are those?
实际的伪装 Actual disguises.
他们是情感之神的斗篷 They're the cloaks of the emotion gods.
每种颜色代表不同的情绪 Every color signifies different emotions.
情感之神在哪里?-别问了 - Where are the emotion gods? - Hm, don't ask.
欢迎来到金庙 孩子们 Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids.
这是宇宙中最强大的创世之神聚集的地方 This is where the most powerful creator gods in the universe hang out.
这是魔法之神 There's the god of magic.
神的梦想 God of dreams.
木工的神 God of carpentry.
啊 看那个 Ah, look at that one.
啊,是的 那是包 饺子之神 Ah, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings.
- Pst !嘿,宝 - 宝! - Pst! Hey, Bao. - Bao!
看那边 伙计们! Look up there, guys!
克罗南神 Nonny中的Ninny The Kronan god, Ninny of the Nonny.
嘿,傻子Nonny Hey, Ninny Nonny.
宙斯! Zeus!
嘿! Hey!
我是宙斯! I am Zeus!
保佑我们! Bless us!
哦 他在那儿! Oh, there he is!
那个人 那个神话 那个传说 The man, the myth, the legend.
我不知道你知不知道 我做的很多事都是基于他 Oh, I don't know if you know this, but I based a lot of what I do on this guy.
他是雷电之神 He's the god of lightning and the god of thunder.
巨大的灵感来源 Huge source of inspiration.
这是很好的 That's really good.
你向他要军队的时候就该带着这句话 You should lead with that when you ask him for an army.
我们怎么上去呢? Um, how do we get up there?
我们应该 飞? We should like, fly?
我们不能在他进门的时候打断他 Well, we can't interrupt him in the middle of his entrance.
他以出场著称 He's famous for his entrances.
迅雷 Thunderbolt.
- 雷电 - 是的! - Thunderbolt. - Yes!
宙斯! Zeus!
冷静下来! Calm down!
沉默 Silence.
安静! Silence!
本人开…… I hereby open...
这是众神的神圣会议 this holy council of the gods.
我们有很多很多严肃的问题… Where we have many, many serious matters...
被谈论 To be talked about.
如…… Such as...
我们今年的狂欢会在哪里举行? Where are we going to hold this year's orgy?
这家伙是真的吗? Is this guy for real?
老实说 我不生气 Honestly, I'm not mad at it.
-我肯定他有重要的事情… - 嘘! - I'm sure he has important things... - Shh!
-现在我们要宣布… - 对不起 - So now we're going to announce... - Sorry.
以神之名牺牲的人类灵魂最多的赢家 The winner of the most human souls sacrificed in the name of a god.
是的,好的 也许 他没有那么伟大 Yeah, okay. Maybe, he's not that great.
哦 不 不好 Oh, no, not good.
不 我觉得没有比这更好的了 No, I don't think it's going to get any better than this.
至少上帝的军队能帮上忙 And at least, god's army can help
但我认为那是一个巨大的霹雳 But that thunderbolt, I think that might be huge.
法官! Judges!
简 你去右边 托尔 你去左边 Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left.
我们追上他 抓住他 叮咚 We bum-rush him, take the bolt, ding dong.
-好吧 我们去拿 -不不不不不 - All right, let's go get it. - No, no, no, no, no.
没有叮咚声 也没有急刹车声 There's no ding donging or bum-rushing.
尤其是宙斯的屁股 Especially not, Zeus's bum.
等时机成熟 我会跟他谈谈的 When the time is right, I'm gonna talk to him.
时间就是现在 Time is right now.
-现在不是时候 -谁在说话? - Time is not right now. - Who is talking?
说话的是谁? ! Who is talking?!
- 这些家伙!- Korg 闭嘴 - These guys! - Korg, shut up.
你们有什么要对大家说的吗? You guys have something to say to the group?
对不起 Sorry.
我一分钟后就要爆头了 快说 I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds, so speak fast.
毫不夸张地说 人头落地 Literally, heads will roll.
你们俩是谁? Who are you two?
你好! Hello!
呃 让我第一个说这是我的荣幸…… Uh, let me be the first to say it is an honor and a privilege...
-来这里 -不 我听不见 - to be here. - No, I can't hear you.
你为什么不上台呢? Why don't you take the stage?
舞台 在那边吗? The stage, down there?
嗯,是的 你看到那个看起来很像舞台的地方了吗? Well, yes. You see the area that looks very much like a stage?
明白了 Gotcha.
哦,抱歉 Oops, sorry.
祝你好运,兄弟! Good luck, bro!
伟大的宙斯啊!嘿,哇! Mighty Zeus! Heh, wow!
宇宙之神 Gods of the universe.
我来这里寻求帮助 组建一支军队 I come here to ask for help, to raise an army.
有个疯子 叫屠夫之神 他想要终结我们所有人 There's a maniac, called the God Butcher, which seeks to end us all.
他的毁灭无处不在 His destruction is everywhere.
整个星球 领域 完全没有保护 Entire planets, realms, have been left completely unprotected.
他的道路上只有混乱 There's nothing but chaos in his way.
但我知道他在哪里 But I know where he is.
与你的帮助… With your help...
我们可以在他再杀人之前击垮他 We can crush him before he kills anyone else.
那个家伙 That guy.
他杀了几个低级别的神 He killed a couple of low-level gods.
呃,嘘 Eh, boo-hoo.
如果没有别的 帅哥… If that's all, pretty boy...
你回到座位上 保持安静 You go back to your seat and you be quiet.
是的 我很抱歉 你没听到我刚才说的话吗? Um, yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear any of what I just said?
他 他在大规模杀人 He's, he's murdering on mass.
我告诉你 就一次 I tell you, one time.
现在 你闭嘴 Now, you shut up.
你会安静 You'll be quiet.
因为你差点就被不请自来了 Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy.
宙斯!我们必须做点什么 Zeus! We must do something.
你不能来狂欢! You can not come to the orgy!
你得听我们的 You have to listen to us.
就是这样!闭嘴! That's it! Shut up!
殿下 你准备好了就告诉我 Your highness. Whenever you're ready, you just tell me.
听我的信号 We go on my signal.
信号是什么? What is the signal?
-它会走的 - 嗯…… - It'll be go. - Hmm...
让我们看看你是谁 Let's see who you are.
卸下你的伪装 Take off your disguise.
和电影! And flick!
弹得太猛了 该死! Flicked too hard, damn it!
我们应该帮助他吗? Should we help him?
最终 Eventually.
葡萄吗? Grape?
看起来像个害羞的…… Looks like a shy...
其他人呢? And what about the others?
-我们也脱掉他们的伪装 -不 你不需要我们得到这个 - We take off their disguise too. - Oh, no, you don't. We got this.
- 掩盖了 - 我的了 - Disguise off. - Mine's off.
Asgardians…… Asgardians...
我以为奥丁死后你就再也见不到他了 I thought you've seen the last of him when Odin died.
你……托尔 You... are Thor.
雷电之神 The God of Thunder.
这不是雷声 It is not thunder,
只是闪电的声音? Just the sound of lightning?
好,爸爸! Good one, dad!
宙斯 这比我们更重要 Zeus, this is bigger than us.
他带走了阿斯加德的孩子 He's taken Asgardian children.
你以为我们是谁? Who do you think we are?
神警察吗? The God police?
每个神都守护着自己的子民 Every god watches over their own people.
不多不少 Nothing more, nothing less.
Asgardian问题…… Asgardian problems...
Asgardian问题 are Asgardian problems.
强者是如何倒下的 How the mighty have fallen.
我的英雄,宙斯…… My hero, Zeus...
害怕 Afraid.
一些事情…… Couple of things...
一个 是的 我很害怕 One. Yes, I am scared.
葛尔拿到了Necrosword Gorr has the Necrosword.
也就是说 他会杀了我们 Which means, he will kill us.
不好的 Not good.
第二 我知道你想做正确的事 Two, I know you're trying to do the right thing.
我明白了 I understand.
但你只会引起恐慌 But all you do, is causing panic.
恐慌是不好的 Panic is not good.
我们在这里很安全 We are safe here.
你,我的朋友 You, my friend.
你在这里很安全 You are safe here.
冷静点 好吗? So chill up here, okay?
有一些葡萄酒 有一些葡萄 Have some wine. Have some grape.
任何事情都可能发生在这里…… Anything goes here...
在无所不能的城市 In Omnipotent City.
第三 不要和宙斯顶嘴 Three, don't talk back to Zeus.
如果你那样做 我就把你的衣服穿上 If you do that, I put your clothes back on.
现在 我把你的衣服穿上 Now, I put your clothes back on.
电影,电影,电影 这是众神的黄金神庙 Flick, flick, flick. It's the Golden Temple of the Gods.
这不是一个粗鲁和裸体的节日 It's not a rude and nudy festival.
如果你不帮我们 那至少让我们使用你的武器 If you're not gonna help us, then at least, let us use your weapons.
我们需要你的闪电 We need your lightning bolt.
我的闪电叫霹雳 My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt.
所以我认为 使用这样的秘密武器… So I think, to use somebody's secret weapon like this...
至少当你问的时候 你应该把名字说对 That you should, at least, get the name right when you ask.
我能借用一下迅雷吗? Can I borrow Thunderbolt?
迅雷! Thunderbolt!
没有 No.
不要担心 Do not worry.
神屠夫…… The God Butcher...
他不会到达永恒 He will not reach Eternity.
永恒? Eternity?
“到达永恒”是什么意思? What does he mean, "reach Eternity"?
哦,狗屎! Oh, shit!
永恒 Eternity.
它是宇宙中心非常强大的生物 It's a very powerful being at the center of the universe.
他会满足第一个到达的人的愿望 He will grant the desire of the first person who reaches it.
像许愿井吗? Like a wishing well?
你觉得一个叫屠夫之神的人会许什么愿? What do you think a guy called, the God Butcher, would wish for?
如果他在寻找永恒之坛 那就意味着他可以立刻消灭我们 If he seeks the altar of Eternity, that means he could wipe us out at once.
-宙斯 我们必须马上行动 -他撑不过去了 - Zeus, we must act now. - He's not going to make it.
他没有钥匙 He doesn't have the key.
这就是众神的目的吗? Is this the purpose of the gods?
像懦夫一样躲在金色的宫殿里? To hide away in a golden palace, like cowards?
也许我们迷路了 Maybe we have lost our way.
你知道吗?我们要亲自阻止他 You know what? We're gonna stop him ourselves.
恐怕我不能允许 I am afraid, I cannot allow that.
这是个秘密地方 This is a secret place,
只有众神才知道 known only to the gods.
你知道我们在哪里…… You know where we are...
屠夫之神需要你… The God Butcher could use you...
找到我们 To find us.
这可不太好 This is not good.
所以现在… So now...
你必须保持 You must stay.
卫兵! Guards!
嘿! Hey!
现在可以开始我的计划了吗? Can we do my plan now?
是的 冲他屁股 Yes, rush his bum.
地狱,是啊! Hell, yeah!
你没说"走"啊 Oy, you didn't say "go".
来了,家伙 Coming, guys.
托尔,抓! Thor, catch!
Korg ! Korg!
瓦尔,鸭子! Val, duck!
Korg ! Korg!
托尔 Thor.
哦,不 Oh, no.
不!Korg ! No! Korg!
托尔! Thor!
我死亡 I'm perishing.
宙斯! Zeus!
你接下来,Odinson ! You're next, Odinson!
那是闪电的声音 That's the sound of lightning.
没有 No.
Korgy ! Korgy!
托尔 我在下面 Thor, I'm down here.
太棒了!你在哪里? Great! Where are you?
-我来了 - Korgy ! - Here I am. - Korgy!
我以为我死了 I thought I died.
是的!你活着! Yes! You're alive!
事实证明 柯南唯一活着的部分就是它的嘴 Turns out, the only part of the Kornan that's alive is its mouth.
Korgy,听着 我要你去叫山羊 Korgy, listen. I need you to call the goats.
我会尽力的 I'll do my best.
-天啊 我要你活着 -我不介意 - My god, I need you alive. - I won't mind.
准备好去兜风了吗? Ready to go for a ride?
现在 你给了我六个 Now, you got me six.
八点钟,瓦尔 Eight o'clock, Val.
7 ! 48分 7:48!
你能做到的 该死 You can do this, dammit.
这不是它 That's not it.
不 Nope.
来吧,Korg 把这些嘴唇 Come on, Korg. Push those lips.
我做到了! I did it!
然后山羊船过来救了我们 我们就从窗户飞出去了 And then the goat boat came in, rescued us, and we flew out the window.
最后 The end.
又是一次经典的雷神冒险 Another classic Thor adventure.
真不敢相信你杀了宙斯 Can't believe you killed Zeus.
你知道他们怎么说的… Well, you know what they say...
永远不要遇见你的英雄 Never meet your heroes.
重要的是 我们现在就去找你 What's important is, we are on our way to you, right now.
你们还好吗?你还好吗? How are you guys doing? Are you okay?
我们好了 有点害怕 We're alright. A little scared.
嗯,听着 我知道害怕是什么感觉 Well, listen. I know what it's like to be scared.
我告诉你 当我像你这么大的时候… And I'll tell you, when I was your age...
我想我不会像你一样勇敢 I don't think I would have been as brave as you.
真的吗? Really?
事实上 你们可能是我见过的最勇敢的阿斯加德人 In fact, you might just be the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met.
你们所有的人 All of you.
所以我需要你继续勇敢 好吗? So I need you to keep being brave, alright?
互相照顾 你们现在是一个团队 And take care of each other. You're a team now.
把孩子们关在笼子里 Team kids in a cage.
你能做到吗? Can you do that?
是的 我想我们可以做到 Yeah. I think we can do that.
我知道你可以 I know you can.
对吧? Alright?
- 托尔? - 是吗? - Thor? - Yeah?
我很高兴 我遇到了我的英雄 I'm glad, I met my hero.
哇 谢谢你,朋友 Wow. Thanks, buddy.
孩子们好吗? How are the children?
你可以想象 他们有点害怕 因为他们是孩子 As you can imagine, they're a little bit scared because they're kids.
但我告诉他一切都会按计划进行 But I told him that everything is going to plan.
所以你对他们撒谎 And so you lied to them.
你还有计划吗? You still have a plan?
-是的 我们有计划 -没有计划 - Yes, there's a plan. - There's no plan.
-有个计划 -不 没有计划 - There is a plan. - No, there's no plan.
我们没能组建一支神军 We failed to raise a god army.
- Korg死了 -他没死 - Korg is dead. - He's not dead.
-我没死 -他是头 - I'm not dead. - Well, he's a head.
而你 你被羞辱了 And you, you were properly humilated.
不 我完全脱光了 我不介意 No, I got properly naked, which I'm okay with.
- 简?-我没意见 - Jane? - I was okay with it.
- Korg ?-我很喜欢 - Korg? - I loved it.
我们不能比以前更虚弱地进入暗影王国 我们…… We're not going into the Shadow Realm weaker than we were before. We...
-我们要死了 -没人会死的 - We're gonna die. - No one's gonna die.
- 我们…… - 好的 - We... - Okay.
一切都很好 我们刚才做得很好 Everything is fine. We did great back there.
-我们杀了宙斯 -你杀了宙斯 - We killed Zeus. - You killed Zeus.
对你来说 这对整个宇宙来说可能是灾难性的 也可能不是 For you, that may or may not be catastrophic for the whole universe.
和肯定, And surely,
整个神国可能会在我们剩下的日子里追捕我们 The entire god kingdom is probably gonna hunt us down for the rest of our days.
但是听着 你偷了这个漂亮的武器 But listen, you stole this beautiful weapon.
好吧 这是军队 Alright, this is the army right here.
它是光滑的 它是纤细的 它是有力的 它是美丽的 It's sleek, it's slender, it's powerful, it's beautiful.
对你来说 我很喜欢 Well, for you, I love it.
,瓦尔基里 For you, Valkyrie.
我是说 这不是我喜欢的 I mean, it's not really what I'm into.
但我的 我的武器在外面 But I got my, my weapon out there.
我能借用一下吗? Can I borrow that for a sec?
啊!你在这儿啊 老朋友 Ah! There you are, old friend.
刚才那个入口真不错 That was quite an entrance, back there.
听着,嗯… Listen, uh...
我们好吗? We good?
是吗? Yeah?
我是说 我的前武器在我身边我不觉得奇怪 但是拜托 I mean, I don't feel weird having my ex weapon around, but come on.
Mjölnir 在过去 Mjölnir, in the past.
现在只剩你和我了 伙计 It's you and me now, buddy.
你知道吗? You know what?
你该喝第一杯啤酒了 I think it's time for your first beer.
你说呢? What do you say?
美味 Delicious.
很抱歉我们最近一直在吵架 I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.
嘿 Hey.
哦,嘿 Oh, hey.
它很…看来,是吧? It's quite the... view, huh?
是的,很漂亮 Yeah, it's beautiful.
正如我所说 你刚才的表现给我留下了非常深刻的印象 As I was saying, I was very, very impressed with what you did back there.
你和Mjolnir You and Mjölnir.
是的 Yeah.
太空中有海豚 - 什么? - In space, there are dolphins. - What?
这个… This...
你应该看看太空海豚 You should see some space dolphins.
美丽 Beautiful.
- - -神 -它们太美了 太稀有了 - God. - They're so beautiful, so rare,
它们是非常忠诚的动物 They're very loyal creatures.
它们终生交配… They mate for life...
每包6个 In packs of 6.
只是…爱 Just... love.
♫哦,哥哥 伙计 你看起来真性感 ♫ Oh, brother. Man, you look so hot ♫
♫我想钻进你的岩石♫ ♫ I wanna get in your rocks ♫
♫当我们聚在一起时 我们要♫ ♫ When we get together, we're gonna get it on ♫
♫我要生孩子♫ ♫ I'm gonna make some babies ♫
这首歌是我爸爸跟我另一个爸爸谈恋爱时唱给他听的 That is the song that my dad sang to my other dad when they were courting.
当两个克朗人想要一个孩子时 他们会在山里聚在一起 When two Kronans want to make a baby, they get together inside a mountain.
它们下到一个小熔岩池 They go down to a little lava pool.
他们手牵手在炽热的熔岩上 They hold hands over the hot lava.
一个月后 And then after a month,
他们把手分开…… They pull their hands apart...
他们终于创造了一个美丽的克罗南男婴 and they finally created a beautiful new Kronan baby boy.
哦,这很奇妙 和热 Oh, it's fascinating. And hot.
你曾经有过一个特别的人吗? Did you ever had a special someone?
哦,我已经… Oh, I've had...
许多特殊的某人 many special someones.
但是 我不知道 But, I don't know.
我不知道我还想不想要 I don't know if I want it again.
是因为你在战斗中失去了你的女朋友所以你永远不会原谅自己吗? Is that because you lost your girlfriend in battle and never forgave yourself?
而现在 你只是想从瓶子的底部找到答案 And now, you're just trying to find the answers in the bottom of the bottle.
还有一些毫无意义的事情 只会麻木痛苦 And some meaningless goings-on, which only serves to numb the pain.
而不是给你带来真正的快乐或满足 Instead of bringing you real happiness or satisfaction.
对 差不多吧 Yeah, something like that.
他们是美丽的 They're beautiful.
美丽的东西 Beautiful thing.
简 Jane.
- 什么?-我想为你感到难过 - What? - I want to feel shitty about you.
什么? What?
对我来说 我想要…… For me, I want...
我… I...
我想对某件事感到难过 I want to feel shitty about something.
我想那就是你 I think that's you.
-不是真的依恋 -没有附加 - Not really getting attached. - Not as attached.
嗯,嗯… Well, uh...
我的朋友告诉我 感觉糟糕会更好 My friend, he told me that it was better to feel shitty
失去爱比从未经历过爱更痛苦 for losing love than it is to never experience love,
感觉不到任何东西 感到空虚 我认为他是对的 and to feel nothing at all, and feel empty and I think he was right.
这也是我一直以来的感觉 Which is how I've been feeling for a long time.
我把人推开 和他们保持距离 I push people away, kept them at a distance
因为害怕失去 because of the fear of that loss.
但我不想再这样了 But I don't want to do that anymore.
不,不,不 No, no, no.
封闭你的心扉就能封闭痛苦 Close off your heart will seal the pain.
我就是这么做的 That's what I did.
是的 我封闭了我的心 我冥想了 Yes, I closed off my heart and I meditated.
- 你冥想吗?-不 太无聊了 - You meditate? - No, it's so boring.
这实际上让我更生气了 It actually made me more angry.
但我厌倦了把自己当作命运的想法 But I'm tired of giving myself up as the idea of fate
试着弄清楚宇宙到底想从我这里得到什么 and try to figure out what the universe wants from me.
我想活在当下 I want to live in the moment.
我想活得像没有明天一样 I wanted to live like there's no tomorrow.
把谨慎抛到脑后 Throw caution to the wind.
我想要的…我想和你在一起 简 I want... I want to be with you, Jane.
你说呢? What do you say?
我有癌症 I have cancer.
对不起,什么? I'm sorry, what?
我要死了 I'm dying.
-等等 发生什么事了? - 上帝! - Wait, what is happening? - God!
- 我……-不不不不 - I... - No, no, no, no.
简 简 简 简 Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane.
- 等等,简 -我说什么了? - Wait, Jane. - What did I say?
我不是那个意思 I didn't mean that.
只是开玩笑 Just kidding.
我… I...
没有癌症 don't have cancer.
我想砸东西 I want to smash something.
简 我很抱歉 Jane, I'm so sorry.
不要说对不起 Don't be sorry.
你什么时候发现的? When did you find out?
嗯… Um...
大约六个月前 我… About six months ago. I...
我只是觉得累了 I was just feeling tired.
然后 他们告诉我还有第四阶段 And then, they told me I have stage four.
让我的恐惧有序 Get my fears in order.
然后 我听到Mjölnir在叫我 所以…… And then, I heard Mjölnir calling me and so...
我想,也许…… I thought, maybe...
如果科学没有帮助 那么也许… If science didn't help, then maybe...
维京空间魔法 Viking space magic.
这就是你来新阿斯加德的原因 And that's why you came to New Asgard.
是的 我想锤子… Yeah, I think the hammer...
知道什么对我有好处 Knew what would be good for me and...
也许不是 Maybe not.
简 我们都不知道自己还能活多久 Jane, none of us know how long we have.
你不知道明天会发生什么 You don't know what tomorrow holds.
而Mjölnir, Mjölnir选择了你 And Mjölnir, Mjölnir chose you.
它选择你是因为你有价值 It chose you because you are worthy.
这是一些 And that's something.
当我第一次遇见你的时候 我不值得…… When I first met you, I was unworthy...
我无法拿起我的锤子 I was unable to pick up my hammer.
你告诉我 没有比帮助那些需要帮助的人更伟大的目标了 You told me, there was no greater purpose than to help those in need.
你让我有价值 You made me worthy.
所以不管你想做什么 我们都可以一起做 So whatever you wanna do, we can do together.
你想怎么做? Look, what do you wanna do?
我要让那些孩子回到他们的家人身边 I'm gonna get those children back to their families.
我想完成这个任务 I want to finish that mission.
像个真正的雷神 Spoken like a true Thor.
你现在感觉怎么样? How do you feel now?
所以害怕 So scared.
你感觉如何? How do you feel?
垃圾 Shitty.
垃圾如何? How shitty?
真的很垃圾 Really shitty.
我想知道他们俩在外面说些什么 I wonder what those two are talking about, out there.
是的 他们不说话 Yeah, they're not talking.
噢! Oh!
你觉得他们俩会在热熔岩池上牵手吗 Do you think those two will ever hold hands over a hot lava pool
生个托尔的孩子? to make a Thor baby?
不太可能,遗憾的是 Unlikely, sadly.
哦 那太糟糕了 Oh, that's too bad.
我觉得托尔会是个好爸爸 I think Thor would make a great dad.
嘿!我们在这里 Hey! We're here.
这就是颜色的由来 This is where color goes.
他们不是在这里 They're not here.
他们在哪儿? Where are they?
这是什么鬼地方? The hell is this place?
彩虹桥是关键 Bifrost is the key.
这是一个陷阱! It's a trap!
能告诉我你为什么把风暴克星扔出窗外吗? Can you tell me why you just threw Stormbreaker out the window?
他需要它来打开永恒之门 He needs it to open the gates of Eternity.
我们真的不能再这样见面了 We really have to stop meeting like this.
把斧头 Call the ax.
你给牙医打电话 我再给你打电话 I'll call the ax when you call the dentist.
把斧头 Call the ax.
告诉我孩子们在哪里 否则我就杀了… Tell me where the children are or I'm gonna kill...
把斧头 Call the ax.
你真是太不虔诚了 How ungodly you are.
你什么都不知道 You know nothing
成为神 of being a god.
你向众神求助 You went to the gods for help
他们什么也没做 and they did nothing.
从这个意义上说 我们是相似的 We're alike, in that sense.
他一点也不像你 He's nothing like you.
那是什么? What was that?
我说 他一点都不像你 I said, he's nothing like you.
这是正确的 我不是伪君子 That's right. I'm not a hypocrite.
我真的在创造和平 I'm truly creating peace.
你在谋杀无辜的神 You're murdering innocent gods.
无辜的吗? Innocent?
你是女武神吗? Are you a Valkyrie?
嗯? Huh?
哈哈,多么令人兴奋 Haha, how exciting.
哦,我的天啊 他们也盯上你了 Oh, my gosh. They're onto you too.
你的姐妹会遭到屠杀 Your sisterhood was led to slaughter.
你向诸神祈祷过吗…… Did you pray to the gods...
当你爱的女人在战场上奄奄一息的时候? When the women you loved laid dying on the battlefield?
你求他们帮忙了吗…… Did you beg them for help...
因为你的家人被屠杀了? As your family was massacred?
好的聊天 Good chat.
这一个…… This one...
你是有趣的 You're interesting.
你是不同的 You're different.
是的 Yes.
不在…… Awh...
你死亡 You're dying.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我们在同一条路上 We're on the same path.
就像那把剑赋予我的力量一样 Just as the sword empowered me.
锤子赋予你力量 The hammer empowered you.
但这并没有改变你的命运 But it did nothing to change your fate.
诸神会利用你…… The gods will use you...
但它们帮不了你 But they will not help you.
没有…… There is no...
永恒的奖赏… eternal reward...
对我们来说 for us.
她马上就走了 She'll be gone soon.
你知道谁不愿意帮她吗? And you know who won't help her?
我给你一个猜测 I give you one guess.
我知道你的痛苦 I know your pain.
爱是痛苦 Love is pain.
我曾经有过一个女儿 I had a daughter once.
我相信更强大的力量 希望它能救她 I put my faith in a higher power, hoping it will save her.
和她…… And she...
死亡 died.
现在我明白了… Now I understand...
我的女儿是幸运的 My daughter is the lucky one.
她不需要成长在一个…… She does not have to grow up in a world...
苦难和痛苦 Of suffering and pain
由邪恶的神统治 run by wicked gods.
选择爱 Choose love.
把斧头 Call the ax.
- 你明白吗?-是的 - You okay? - Yeah.
我真想杀了那家伙 Hmm, I want to kill that guy.
我也是 但我们得活捉他 So do I, but we have to take him alive.
他是我们找到那些孩子的唯一线索 He's our only link to finding those children.
噢!谢谢你 山羊先生 Oh! Thank you, Mr. Goat.
瓦尔! Val!
我们得把她弄出去 We gotta get her out of here.
我得到了你 I got you.
山羊在这里 来吧 我们走 The goats are here. Come on, let's go.
风暴克星 带我们回家 Stormbreaker, take us home.
听着 我们可以尝试其他更激进的治疗方式 Look, there are other, more aggressive forms of treatment we can try,
但有什么东西影响了她身体对抗癌症的能力 but something's affecting her body's ability to fight the cancer.
我很抱歉,托尔 I'm sorry, Thor.
哦 你在这儿 Oh, there you are.
外面发生什么事了? What's going on out there?
某个白痴做了个没门的冰箱 你能相信吗? Oh, some moron made a fridge without a door. Can you believe it?
别担心 我打开了 给你买了各种好吃的 Don't you worry, I got it open and got you all sorts of goodies.
Val怎么样? How's Val?
她现在很疼 但情况稳定了 Oh, she's in a lot of pain, uh, but she is stable.
好的,很好 Okay, good.
现在 我得把这个… Now, I just gotta get this...
-在我的… - 哇!不,不,不 - out of my... - Woah! No, no, no.
它必须留在那里 That's gotta stay in there.
这是所有魔药和长生不老药的作用 所以…… That's all the magic potions and elixirs doing their thing, so...
我要出去一会儿 Just gonna pop out for a moment.
去接孩子 杀一个坏人 Pick up the kids. Uh, kill a bad guy.
然后 我马上回来 And then, I'll come straight back.
你不带我去吗? You're going without me?
嗯,是的 Uh, yeah.
怎么了…做任何事都在一起吗? What happened to like... doing everything together?
他会利用那些孩子来分散你的注意力 He's gonna use those kids to distract you.
你需要我 You need me.
我真的需要你 简 I do need you, Jane.
我要你活着 I need you alive.
如果你能上战场就太好了 Would be great to have you on the battlefield.
并肩作战 Fighting Gorr side by side,
但是那把锤子会要了你的命 but that hammer is killing you.
每次你使用它 它都会耗尽你所有的力量 Every time you use it, it's draining all of your mortal strength,
让你的身体无法抵抗癌症 leaving your body unable to fight the cancer.
你不是说过没有明天的生活吗? What happened to live like there's no tomorrow?
那是在我知道你可能没有孩子之前 It was before I knew you might not have one.
为什么不再来一次冒险呢? Why not have one more adventure?
简 如果还有一线生机 你必须接受它 Jane, if there's a chance to live. You have to take it.
说得就像一个没有癌症的雷神 Spoken like a true Thor who does not have cancer.
我知道 我看起来像新墨西哥州的酷天体物理学家 I know, I seem like some cool astrophysicist from New Mexico.
只是活在梦想中 Just living the dream.
但是 看看我 But, look at me.
我想继续战斗 I wanna keep fighting.
我是伟大的雷神 I'm the Mighty Thor.
你不希望我这么做吗? And you want me not to do that?
多花点时间有什么意义? What's the point of more time than this?
因为我爱你 Because I love you.
我一直爱着你 I've always loved you.
这对我们来说是个机会 And this is a chance, for us.
如果你再拿起那该死的锤子 机会就没了 If you pick up that damn hammer again, then that chance is gone.
这是你的选择 简 It's your choice, Jane.
但我会后悔的 每一天 But I'd regret it, every single day.
如果我让你留在这里 不是为了我们一起想办法解决这件事 If I didn't ask you to stay here, so we can try and figure this out together.
你最好回到我身边 You better come back to me.
我马上回来 尽快回来 I'm coming back, as soon as I can.
断一条腿 Break a leg.
我要打断他所有的腿 I'll break all his legs.
记住 通往永恒的大门在正中间…… Remember that, the gate to Eternity is at the literal center...
-宇宙的 - 宇宙 - of the universe. - Universe.
-你必须经过彗星 - 是的 - You have to pass the comet. - Yes.
是的,是的 我知道 我们已经讨论过了 Yes, yes. I know. We've been over this.
我不会迷路的 I'm not going to get lost.
你对以前的刺伤感觉如何? So how are you feeling with the old stab wound?
-我想我的肾没了-没了?完全? - I think I lost my kidney - Gone? Completely?
我希望我能加入你们 但是… I wish I could join you, but...
我可能会死 那也救不回孩子们 I'd probably die and that won't help get the kids back.
所以你只能一个人干了 So you'll have to go it alone.
你所要做的 就是毁掉那把剑 All you have to do, is destroy that sword.
这是他的力量之源 It's his source of power.
没有它你活不了多久 You won't survive long without it.
嘿,别死 Hey, don't die.
地狱,没有 Hell, no.
永恒 Eternity.
最后 Finally.
嘿,孩子 Hey, kids.
我知道你会来的 I knew you'd come.
去吧,孩子 Go, kids.
每个人都好吗? Everyone okay?
好的,聚集 聚集 Alright, gather round. Gather round.
很高兴见到你本人 Good to see you, in person.
谢天谢地 Thank goodness.
好吧,听好了!这是计划 Alright, listen up! Here's the plan.
我们偷偷走向风暴克星 We sneak our way towards Stormbreaker,
非常小心 不要撞到那些大影子怪物 Being very careful not to bump into, any of those big shadow monsters.
他们在我后面 不是吗? They're behind me, aren't they?
这里有人有战斗经验吗? Does anyone here have battle experience?
没时间像现在这样学习了 Well, no time to learn like the present.
但是 我们不像你那么坚强 But, we're not strong like you.
我们只是孩子 We're just kids.
嘿,别忘了 你Asgardian孩子 Hey, don't forget. You're Asgardian kids.
我不是 I'm not.
-我只是个光聚变 -我是Ligathian的孩子 - I'm just a Lightfusion. - And I'm a Ligathian kid.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
但今天 你们是阿斯加德人 But today, you're Asgardians.
现在 收好武器 Now, collect your weapons.
什么? What?
去找你能找到的东西 Go and find anything you can pick up.
把它带回来 And bring it back here.
快点,快点 Hurry, hurry.
他们越来越近了 快点 They're getting closer, hurry up.
今天 是将被载入史册的一天 Today, is a day that will go down in history.
今天是他们子孙后代会谈论的一天 Today's a day they'll talk about for generations to come.
今天 我们是太空维京人! Today, we are Space Vikings!
现在……武器! Present... arms!
任何持有这些武器的人 Whosoever hold these weapons
并且相信如果他们的心是真的 他们就会回家 and believes in going home if they be true of heart.
因此值得拥有… is therefore worthy and shall possess...
只在有限的时间内使用 For a limited time only.
雷神的力量! The power of Thor!
一般的妳… General Axl...
带你的军队去那把斧头 Lead your army to that ax.
我们要做我们的工作…… We shall do our work...
仙宫 For Asgard.
简 Jane.
毁掉那把剑 他就死定了 Destroy that sword and he's dead.
大门几乎是敞开的 你得阻止风暴克星 The gate is almost open. You gotta stop Stormbreaker.
没关系 我得到了他 It's okay. I got him.
风暴克星,停止! Stormbreaker, stop this!
控制一下自己 看看你在做什么 Get a hold of yourself. Look what you're doing.
我会把你救出来的 I'm gonna get you out of there.
来吧! Come on!
放开我的朋友! Let go of my friend!
你输了 托尔小姐 You've lost, Lady Thor.
首先, First off,
我叫Mighty Thor the name is Mighty Thor.
其次…… Secondly...
如果你不说《雷神》 If you can't say Mighty Thor,
我接受简·福斯特博士! I'll accept Dr. Jane Foster!
第三, Thirdly,
吃我的锤子! eat my hammer!
风暴克星 ! Stormbreaker!
我就知道你能做到 I knew you could do it.
妳!让他们回家 Axl! Get them home.
简? Jane?
我很好 I'm okay.
你得阻止他 You gotta stop him.
维妮高尔,停! Gorr, stop!
如果我停止了 我还算个什么样的父亲 What kind of father would I be, if I stopped.
我知道你很痛苦 但这样不行 I know your pain, but this isn't the way.
你想要的不是死亡或复仇 It's not death or revenge that you seek.
我在寻求什么? What do I seek?
你寻找爱 You seek love.
爱吗? Love?
我为什么要寻求爱情? Why should I seek love?
因为这是我们所有人都想要的 Because that's all any of us want.
怎么敢 你居然背对着我 How dare, you turn your back on me.
你赢了,高尔 You won, Gorr.
我为什么要和你度过最后的时光 而不是和她在一起? Why would I spend my last moments with you, when I can be with her?
我选择爱 I choose love.
你也可以 你可以让她复活 You can, too. You can bring her back.
让你的愿望 Make your wish.
我要死了 I'm dying.
她一个人也没有 She would have no one.
她将孤身一人 She would be alone.
她不会孤单的 She won't be alone.
我的爱 My love.
我很想你 I've missed you, so much.
我也想你 I've missed you, too.
-我很抱歉 - 没关系 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay.
我一拿起锤子… As soon as I picked up that hammer...
这就像……我获得了一条额外的生命 It's like... I've gotten an extra life.
它只是… It's just...
神奇的 Magical.
对人类来说不算太糟 Not too bad for a human.
对神来说还不错 Not too bad for a god.
我想我找到我的口头禅了 I think I figured out my catchphrase.
- 真的吗?它是什么? - 更接近 - Really? What is it? - Come closer.
完美的 Perfect.
-这是迄今为止最好的 - 谢谢 - It's the best one yet. - Thank you.
敞开你的心扉 Keep your heart open.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
保护她 Protect her.
保护我的爱 Protect my love.
让我来告诉你太空维京人的传说 Let me tell you the legend of the Space Viking.
又称为 a.k.a
“强大的托尔” "The Mighty Thor".
又称为 a.k.a
“简·福斯特博士” "Dr. Jane Foster".
她的牺牲拯救了宇宙教会了我们什么是值得 Her sacrifice saved the universe and taught us all what it means to be worthy.
她帮助众神之子 She helped the children of the gods.
他们用激光射回家 Who laser beamed their way back home,
把他们昏昏欲睡的小渔村变成了旅游胜地 to their dozy, little fishing village turned tourist destination.
妈妈! Mommy!
看看你! Look at you!
-你没事吧?-我很好 我很好 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. I'm okay.
-你确定吗?-我很好 - Are you sure? - I'm okay.
孩子们重做孩子是安全的 The kids were safe to be kids again.
扩大你的立场 Widen your stance.
尤其是他们的国王 让他们都去上自卫课 Especially after their king, made them all go to self-defense classes.
-看看那些崭露头角的太空维京人 -最重要的是 - Look at all those budding Space Vikings. - And the most important part,
战争的哭! The war cry!
甚至海姆达尔的儿子, Even Heimdall's son,
妳Heimdallson, Axl Heimdallson,
他现在可以施展他爸爸的眼睛魔法了 who could now do his dad's freaky eye magic,
变成了一名战士 was becoming quite the warrior.
阿斯加德的未来是安全的 The future of Asgard was secure.
说到未来, Speaking of futures,
我也在造一个自己的 I was forging one of my own.
现在 我的身体又长回来了 Now, that my body has grown back.
和我认识的一个叫德韦恩的人 With a dude I met called Dwayne.
你会问 雷神呢? What about Thor, you ask?
他开始了新的旅程 He embarked on a new journey.
因为他找到了生活的目标 Because he had found something to live for.
爱的东西 Something to love for.
一个把他从可悲的上帝身边拯救出来的小人物 A little someone who turned him from sad god
到爸爸的神 into dad god.
早餐准备好了 祝您胃口好 Breakfast is served, bon appetit.
你好! Hello!
你走吧! There you go!
嘿!早餐! Hey! Breakfast!
原谅我 Excuse me.
那是什么? What is that?
他们……它们是来自地球的panflap They're... They're panflaps from Earth.
我觉得我不喜欢panflap I don't think I like panflaps.
-你爱他们 -不 我没有 - You love them. - No, I don't.
-不 你有 -我从来没吃过 - Yes, you do. - Never had that in my life.
来吧 吃吧 我们得走了 我们要迟到了 Come on, eat up. We have to go. We're gonna be late.
-你的靴子呢?-我正在穿呢 - Now, where are your boots? - I'm wearing them.
你不能穿那个 You're not wearing those.
-是的 我是 -不 你不是 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not.
去死吧 恶魔! Go to hell, demon!
它是崭新的 现在,摧毁 It's brand new. Now, destroyed.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
你想穿什么就穿什么 You know what, you wear what you want.
你的脚酸痛了 别来找我抱怨 Don't come complaining to me when your feet get sore.
好吧 我不会同情你的 Alright, you get no sympathy here from me.
呃,好 我来穿靴子 Ugh, fine. I'll wear the boots.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我记得我妈妈以前跟我说过的话 I remember what my mother used to tell me.
听大人的话 Listen to the grown ups.
如果你看到有人害怕或被欺负 And if you see anyone scared or being picked on,
-照顾他们 好吧? - 好的 - Look after them. Okay? - Okay.
最重要的是 玩得开心 Most of all, have fun.
- 问题 - 问题 - Gotcha. - Gotcha.
现在 Mjölnir在哪里?我把它放在哪儿了? Now, where is Mjölnir? Where did I put it?
在那边 睡在床上 Over there, sleeping in the bed.
它在床上 It's in the bed.
哦,哇! Oh, wow!
这个不会掉下来 That is not coming off.
你做了什么? What did you do?
呃 她之前看起来很无聊 Eh, she looked boring before.
啊! Ah!
应该那样 Supposed it did.
我爱它 I love it.
很有创意 Very creative.
好吧…… Okay...
现在 看到下面的外星人了吗?有条纹的的吗? Now, see the aliens down there? The stripy ones?
他们看起来不错 They look nice.
是的 他们很好 Yeah, they are nice.
这就是为什么我们要照顾他们 That's why we have to look after them.
明白了 Got it.
保护好朋友 Protect the nice ones.
我爱你 亲爱的 I love you, sweetie.
爱你 托尔叔叔 Love you, Uncle Thor.
他们会一直支持我们的 They will always be there for us.
太空维京人和他从永恒诞生的女孩 The Space Viking and his girl born from Eternity,
拥有神的力量 with the powers of a god.
两个warrios… Two warrios...
为那些不能好好战斗的人好好战斗 Fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good.
他们游历了很远的地方 并被赋予了许多名字 The have travelled far and have been given many names.
但对于最了解他们的人来说 But to those who know them best,
他们只是知道 They're simply known
就像《爱与雷》 as Love and Thunder.
以前 当神是有意义的 It used to be that being a god, meant something.
人们会低声呼唤你的名字…… People will whisper your name...
然后分享他们内心深处的希望和梦想 Before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams.
他们向你求饶…… They begged you for mercy...
不知道你是否真的在听 Without ever knowing, if you're actually listening.
现在… Now...
你知道 他们仰望天空 You know, they look to the sky.
他们不会问我们要闪电 They don't ask us for lightning.
他们不会向我们要雨 They don't ask us for rain.
他们只是想看看他们所谓的超级英雄 They just want to see one of their so-called superheroes.
我们什么时候成了笑话了? When did we become the joke?
没有 No.
他们会再次畏惧我们…… They will fear us again...
当托尔·奥丁森从天上掉下来 When Thor Odinson falls from the sky.
你明白我的意思吗 赫拉克勒斯? Do you understand me, Hercules?
你明白吗 我的儿子? Do you understand, my son?
是的,父亲 Yes, father.
哦,嘿! Oh, hey!
简寄养 Jane Foster.
海姆达尔? Heimdall?
我知道你已经死了 I see you're dead now.
喔…是的 Uhh... yeah.
谢谢你照顾我的儿子 Thank you for looking after my son.
我们非常欢迎你来到这众神之国 You are very welcome here to the land of the gods.
欢迎来到瓦尔哈拉殿堂 Welcome to Valhalla.